HUGGING
"Hugging is healthy: It helps our body's immune system, it keeps you healthier, it cures depression, it reduces stress, it induces sleep, it's invigorating, it's rejuvenating, it has no unpleasant side effects, and hugging is nothing less than a miracle drug.
Hugging is all natural: It is organic, naturally sweet,
no pesticides, no preservatives, no artificial ingredients and 100 percent
wholesome.
Hugging is practically perfect: There are no movable
parts, no batteries to wear out, no periodic checkups, low energy consumption,
high energy yield, inflation-proof, non-fattening, no monthly payments, no
insurance requirements, theft-proof, non-taxable, non-polluting and, of course,
fully returnable. ... Anon
